We were at the Galleria the other day and my little lambs were watching some infomercial on a skincare line at a kiosk in the middle of the aisle.
"Mom, you should totally use this for all the bumps on your face."
"Do I have bumps on my face?"
In unison which is a feat in itself. "YEA! TONS of them. You really should look in the mirror."
My insecurity totally took over and I caved and bought the stuff. Now, they have proceeded to tell everyone they see that "My mom is using stuff to get rid of all the bumps on her face. See, those bumps." Pointing.
"nice to meet you, too."