- vegetarians. I'm sure it's very healthy but I love hamburgers so much I don't think I could live without them. The juicy burger, the pickles, the onions and ketchup. I might have to grill me up one right now.
- not taking medicine. Again, I'm sure they have perfectly legitimate reasons but my allergies are so bad I think my quality of life would be dramatically reduced without a good dose of Flonase and Claritin.
- nudist colonies. Ok, this one's a biggie. I just don't get it. It's so hot outside and without my shorts, my legs would fry on the seat in my car. And what about all the great fashion out there? At least if I'm having a bad hair day, I can put on a cute outfit and feel like it makes up for my ridiculous do. And the cellulite? What about all the cellulite and body hair? I spend a LOT if time addressing both of these issues, but clothing is for sure a necessity. Does anyone remember the Seinfeld episode when Jerry was dating the girl who never wore clothes? They talked about "bad naked". i.e. opening a pickle jar, having a coughing attack, or worse, vomiting. That's BAD NAKED.
I'm thinking those nudist colony folks never have to look at this.
By the way, all the clothes on the floor are clean, just waiting to be folded. That's nice.
I may be changing my opinions on nudist colonies. They might not be all that bad. No laundry, no folding, no putting away, and none of my all time least favorite, ironing.
As long as my neighbors weren't the same people who refused to take medicine and I could avoid witnessing a coughing or sneezing attack by a naked person, it might not be terrible.
And for sure no hamburgers because, you know, who would open the jar of hamburger dills?