Sunday, February 22, 2009

Google, you know me so well.

Hannah posted this last night and when I read it, of course I had to try it.

You type your name into the google search bar with "needs" next to it (ie: "Melissa needs") and write down the first ten things that come up.

'Cause, really, I don't have anything else to do with my time.

1. Melissa needs to take a break.
I'm liking this already.

2. Melissa needs lots of guidance.
Who is this 'google' person anyway?

3. Melissa needs a home.
Unfortunately, with the looks of the economy, this could be prophetic.

4. Melissa needs to board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.

5. Melissa needs hydration after the walk.
I just got back from a walk. How do it know?

6. Melissa needs a roof.
Um, ok, now I'm getting paranoid.

7. Melissa needs to find a new agent.
Because my current agent is doing a poor job? Really? Huh.

8. Melissa needs someone to show her she's worthy.
Worthy of what? A kick in the pants? Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I'm not worthy of anything more than that and yet Jesus' thoughts of me outnumber the grains of sand. It's true. All true.

9. Melissa needs to cowboy up.
Not sure exactly what that means. If I get to wear boots and a fun hat, I'm totally in.

10. Melissa needs a job.
With school tuition coming round the mountain, this one could, like number 3, be prophetic.

Anyway, go take a moment on this lazy Sunday and find out how well google knows you!
Have a great one!


and 2 became 5 said...

OK, you made my day. That was fun.

Colored With Memories said...

that's funny...who thinks these things up...i may just have to try it!

~s said...

Could not get 10. It is that darn second "s". However, the one that did pop up was that I "needed a permanent vacation". ooooh a little creepy...I don't think that means a private island in the tropics.

Ellen said...

Haha, mine said "Ellen needs to buy 85 pounds of sea bass for a fish fry." Wow. :-)

Paul and DeeDee said...

Ok I did this and it was hilarious....I posted about it:) Apparently I need psycho therapy:)

Ellen Porter said...

#1 - Ellen needs an unexpected birthday present. My bday is in 3 weeks. LOVE IT, (and I passed the note on to my man)

Hauswife said...

Totally hysterical!

Anonymous said...

Melissa, SO FUNNY! My top 3 were 1) Elizabeth needs protection, 2) Elizabeth needs loving, 3) Elizabeth needs Fashion Police. Cracks me up how #1 and #2 so nicely fit together. Thanks for the smiles.

Anonymous said...

Do you really not know of the phrase "cowboy up"? Don't you live in Texas? It is the same as saying "man up" or "step up" or "suck it up" and face the challenge.