There are events that, individually, seem pretty harmless but when they all happen within a few hours of each other, can kinda mess with your day.
1. You are given a gift certificate for a pedicure and you save it and save it until your toes can no longer stay hidden under the cloak of closed toe shoes. At said pedicure, you take a risk and deviate from your usual pale, neutral pink. when your toes finally see daylight, you realize you couldn't have chosen a color that looks worse on your feet if you had tried.
2. You have one cold Diet Coke left in the refrigerator and your daughter offers to bring it to you. "For special." When you take your first sip, you get a mouthful of perfume. You find out that "for special" means that your daughter sprays the top of the can with your favorite scent so your Diet Coke will "smell pretty".
3. Looking forward to a yummy dinner with your bible study girls, you imagine all the delicious food that you'll get to eat. As you're thinking about this, and making your children lunch, you absent-mindedly pop a blazing hot, and undelicious, Totinos Pizza Roll into your mouth thereby burning your tongue and guaranteeing you'll taste absolutely nothing at dinner.
All I could think about is how I wished that had happened before I drank perfume.
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