Our neighborhood grocery store just started carrying this candy and Sadie is convinced her life will be meaningless and without clear direction and purpose if I don't allow her to spend some of her allowance on one.
I just can't do it. Maybe because it's called the Sour Flush.
Or because the lollipops are shaped like plungers.
Or that I believe candy should look as little like a toilet as possible.
Whatever the reason, Sadie was mad and cared not even a little bit about my 'using our purchasing power, or non-purchasing power, to rid the world of toilet candy' speech.
It made me think, why can't candy manufacturers come up with products with a little more positive message like the 'clean your room candy', or the 'go read your Bible candy'.
And it made me curious about what other candy nastiness is out there.
Here's a few.
Lick your wounds candy. Basically, bandaids with candy scabs.
And finally, the Chocka-Caca. It's a baby diaper with chocolate poo in it.
I believe this pretty much sums up all that's wrong with the world. Ya'll have a great day and go get yourself some Milk Duds which, in comparison to these are like a breath of fresh air.