I love it and kudos too all of you and your sagey-wisdomesque thoughts. Your comments were incredibly helpful and affirming. Thank you for sharing.
It makes me want to ask you lots of other questions, like, 'do these jeans make my rear look big?' but I'm kind of afraid of the response I might get.
It looks like Trey and my next event on the calendar will be informing Dea and Darius of their newly acquired duties...which, actually leads me to the second part of the laundry post extravaganza! Yes, that's right, there's more! One of you lucky readers, who left a comment on the last post, will receive, through a totally random drawing - not manipulated at all - the opportunity to tell the boys yourself!!!
And the winner is...
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Timestamp: 2009-07-31 13:09:07 UTC
HANNAH!!! (Crowd goes wild)
And how amazingly convenient that she lives just around the corner!
(You have no idea how long it took me to get that random integer to come up on 25.)
Come on over Hannah, I'll be sitting on the couch, eating popcorn and Milk Duds, watching the weeping and gnashing of teeth when you drop the bomb. It will be like my own private movie theater.
Speaking of movie theater, Graham, my seven year old, and I are in the middle of a debate.
He said that he would like to marry Selena Gomez and that she was not, in fact, a 'HoochieMama'. I don't know who called her that but it certainly wasn't me.
Ok, maybe I did. But, it's only because she's wooing Graham's heart and it's mine. MINE I TELL YOU!
Selena, the gloves are off!
So anyway, Graham just came in and told me I needed to watch a video where Selena is filming backstage at her show. He said it would "prove that she's a nice girl and not a HoochieMama."
"How will it do that, buddy?"
"'Cause she prays and says she wouldn't be anywhere without God."
I guess I'm going to have to now figure out how to ban him from television and basically girls in general. Forever.
Ya'll have a great weekend and I'll be back Monday to let you know how Hannah fared with her 'prize'.