Wednesday, March 3, 2010

And the winner is...

 My network is down today.
"You've got to be kidding!  No way could your Internet be down again!" you say.
Yes. It's true.
Anyway, I would have had this up much earlier but I've been trying to get it fixed. Manny at AT&T and I are new bff's.
Unfortunately, our relationship hangs by the thin thread of him being able to get me all hooked up by noon.
So, where I wanted to write a long post, building line by line in suspense before finally announcing he winner of the Mary Flo book in a grande finale type way, I'm typing this on my phone so it's gonna be short.
Let me just say, I heard her speak Monday night and it was encouraging and empowering to me as a mom who wants desperately to teach my kids about sex but isn't sure exactly how.
I asked if I could just send my kids to her house, or if I could give them her cell phone number. She said no.
She said we could do it.
I'm a mom on a mission.
In fact, the next morning, I used the word 'penis', 'vagina', and 'umbilical cord' three times each before breakfast.
I'm also an over-achiever.
Ok, here's my official random integer...
Random Integer Generator
Here are your random numbers:
Timestamp: 2010-03-03 14:09:43 UTC
And so, in weird font that I can't change, the winner is...

tracy said...
Oh, how I need this. :)
FEBRUARY 27, 2010 8:48 PM
Tracy, congratulations!  Just email me and I'll ship it out to you.
But wait, there's more!
I feel like Bob Barker.
Mary Flo sent me this offer to extend to y'all!
just want to give the great people who read your blog the same discount that we do for people who come to our program. TheSimple Truths resource sells for $65.00 + shipping & Handling from the website. But we will give it to your readers for $50.
If they would like to order, they can either email or they can call 972-437-0002 X13(Linda Rossi) and place their order.
Please ask them to reference your blog…and they will have Simple Truths in 2-3 business days!
See what I mean!  She's pretty great!  And you'll love what she has to say.  I really think every house needs a copy, or two if you have a penchant for losing things like we do.
Anyway!  Y'all have a great day!
Thanks for entering, and reading, and being incredibly encouraging.
Y'all rock.


Deidra said...

Congratulations to your winner!

I remember those days. My parents never spoke the words to me. The first time I spoke them out loud: penis, vagina, sperm (oops, you didn't say that one - sorry) I was speaking them to my children. And no one passed out, I didn't die, and the world kept on spinning on its axis!

What a relief that was!

tracy said...

What?!?! Really? Oh, I'm excited! I was just talking with someone yesterday and we both are at the point where we need to have "the talk" with our girls but mine is so reluctant to talk about these things that I just don't know where to start! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

These Three Kings said...

LOL@Deidra :)
Awwww Congreat Tracey!!!